Bombay has no bombs and is a harbour not a bay.
Churchgate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a railway station.
There is no darkness in Andheri.
Lalbaag is neither red nor a garden.
No king ever stayed at Kings Circle.
Nor did Queen Victoria stay at Victoria Terminus.
Nor is there any princess at Princess Street.
Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel
There are no marines or sailors at Marine Lines.
Breach Candy is not a sweetmeat market.
There are no Iron smiths at Lohar chawl.
But it is true that you may get fleeced at Chor Bazaar!
Only in Bombay, you would get Chinese Dosa and Jain Chicken